{Put This One on Your TBR List} Review of Hemlock & Silver by T. Kingfisher by Karen S. Wiesner

 

{Put This One on Your TBR List}

Review of Hemlock & Silver by T. Kingfisher

by Karen S. Wiesner 

   Beware: May contain unintended spoilers! 

T. Kingfisher (the pen name of Ursula Vernon) is a versatile author, illustrator, and artist. Her novel Hemlock & Silver, published in August 2025, wasn't the first Snow White fairytale retelling she wrote. In the "Toad Words and Other Stories" collection (published in 2014), my favorite offering from it was "Boar & Apples", written specifically for the anthology, which contained a character named Snow. (I reviewed that collection recently on the Alien Romances blog.) In "Boar & Apples", Snow's path--in true Kingfisher style--leads her to boars instead of dwarves, but the basic components of the original story of Snow White were evident with a wicked, vain mother; a magic mirror; and a poisoned apple. I have much more to say about "Boar & Apples" but that will come later. First, I've give you a rundown of Hemlock & Silver. 

To begin with, keep in mind that Snow White is not the focus of this particular retelling--the poisoned apple is the star of this show, which is a very interesting twist on the original. In Hemlock & Silver, Anja is a healer, the daughter of a wealthy merchant. Anja will feel very familiar to Kingfisher fans because this is the typical character the author defaults to almost without fail--basically, you've met one of her heroines and you've met all of them (and I think all are based on the author herself). No big deal there. When someone Anja cared about died of poisoning while she was a child, her plight to find cures to poisons drove her to study and learn and, yes, poison herself in hopes of finding answers that might save other people. When the king of the land she lives in comes to her, begging her to cure his dying daughter, Snow, Anja can't refuse him (and not just because merchant daughters don't refuse kings). Note that, while I can't prove it, the world this story seems set in is similar (another region of?) to Kingfisher's World of the White Rat stories (which includes Swordheart, The Clocktaur War, and The Saint of Steel series). 

I'd say nearly a third of the book detailed the long and tedious journey to get Anja to the king's secluded "summer home" (not the palace) in the desert, where his daughter is convalescing. During that long trek, Anja spends a lot of time thinking about her pursuit of seeking cures to poisons. She grows close to her two bodyguards, Aaron and Javier. Honestly, at first I was convinced which of those bodyguards was slated to be Anja's love interest, though later it's the opposite one that becomes her partner in crime and the focus of the romantic interest she wrongly believes he doesn't want from her. (A silly misunderstanding intended to keep them apart.) 

Once they arrive at the house in the desert, there are a lot of "looking for answers" pages in the book. Despite how I'm describing these first two parts, there wasn't anything specifically boring about it all. I enjoyed the story almost all the way through. But I will say the pace was extremely slow-moving, and there didn't seem to be a whole lot happening during a big chunk of time. I began to fear Anja was going to have to pack up and leave Snow to her fate until, in a convoluted bit of unrealistic and unfathomable clumsiness, Anja is chasing a one-eyed, narcissistic cat and ends up crashing into the big, creepy mirror in her room. From that point on, her hunt for answers turns to exploring the secret, dark realm beyond the magic mirror, where monsters could be allies and those you trust may well prove to be enemies. 

So I'll admit it: My favorite part of this story was the romance between Anja and one of her bodyguards, which is something I never thought I'd say when it comes to Kingfisher love stories. Her other offerings in this genre tend to be riddled with too many strained obstacles and "we want to, but we can't" blockades in advancing what, bottom line, is an incredibly awkward relationship--yet there's usually something sweet and wonderful about it anyway. There is a touch of that angsting here, as well, but luckily it wasn't overwhelming this time. 

I will also state that the last twenty-five pages or so, as the mystery was finally being solved and answers were served up, felt just a little muddled to me. Overall, I think this particular story needed a more visual medium to adequately portray it. The mirror aspects were tricky, and, for all her words, I don't think the author did an overwhelmingly thorough job of describing what was going on with and inside them. I frequently felt like I was given little or nothing familiar enough to make her explanations plausible so I could grasp the mind-picture she was trying to conjure by throwing a lot of detail at me. However, that said, I was very satisfied by the conclusion of the story. I wouldn't mind if the author gave us more of Anja, her new love interest, and her snake and rooster pets--and maybe the not-quite-a-cat can tag along, too. I'd be interested if Kingfisher wants to tell Anja's sister's story. Or Aaron's. Hint, hint! 

Now, on to more about Kingfisher's other Snow White offering. At the time I was reading "Toad Words", I realized Hemlock & Silver was also a Snow White reimagining and, given that there was a character named Snow in it, I (naively) assumed there must be a connection between the two stories. More than that, I was hoping there would be a connection. I spent more than half of Hemlock & Silver convinced that "Boar & Apples" must be a prequel to it. It seemed possible that the father of Snow, who was absent for most of "Boar & Apples" (off trying to locate a new wife who could bear him a male heir) returned just in time to find out his current wife (Snow's wicked mother, who was influenced by the demonic mirror) had poisoned and tried to murder their only daughter. Snow, at one point after eating the poisoned apple, had gone into a kind of coma that her winsome swine friends feared she'd never wake from. Hemlock & Silver dovetailed into that. 

Interestingly, a friend of mine had recently read Hemlock & Silver before I did, and, when I mentioned to her that I'd originally thought it was the sequel to "Boar & Apples", a lively discussion ensued between us. She went back and re-read the short story, something she hadn't done in years, concluding she didn't see any link between the two stories, and they had a vastly different "feel" to her. I'm convinced the reason for that is a direct correlation to the order in which we read them. I agreed that, having read the novel first (and not having read the short story in many years), it made sense that she saw no ties to the previous story and therefore no thought was given to the two of them being connected. I, on the other hand, had read both recently and the short story was read first, the novel not too long afterward. I myself didn’t notice a hugely drastic feel between the stories in the order I read them in, in part because I assumed Hemlock & Silver was being told from a new point-of-view, continuing where the short story left off previously--with Snow in some kind of coma. I assumed from there that Anja would then heal her. I admit, the ending of “Boar & Apples” didn’t make a lasting impact on me. I can’t remember and/or I simply couldn’t understand in the reading of it (the latter strikes me as more probable) whether Snow ever woke up from eating the poisoned apple in the short story. All these elements pooled together spelled "sequel" to me when I went to read Hemlock & Silver. Ultimately, it was the mention of a younger sibling in Hemlock & Silver that made me realize the two stories probably weren't connected. Aww! 

To be clear, I’m not bothered that the author took the same fairytale and retold it twice. I enjoyed both "Boar & Apples" and Hemlock & Silver, so there’s no reason for me to be upset about that. A reviewer on Goodreads posted an irate diatribe about the author "recycling" the Thornhedge plot within Hemlock & Silver. I wasn't persuaded that actually was the case, or, more to the point, whether it mattered if the two stories did include similar elements. How different is it, really, to, say, write about vampires your whole career or various renditions of "Snow White"? Each can be unique in their ways, despite having a similar touchstone that crops up in each one. Even if Kingfisher did reuse a subplot element from one book to the next, I believe she put a fresh spin on it in each. 

No, what I did take issue with was that it seemed to me the author either purposely or accidentally created a lot of similarities and/or ties between her two "Snow White" stories--even beyond the theme of them both being based on the same fairytale retelling. The opportunity for connection seemed possible with "Boar & Apples" and Hemlock & Silver, like the author was reaching toward an obvious connection, then, at the last minute, she yanked the thread that could have brought them together harmoniously. A part of me felt set up by the author for disappointment because of this. As a reader, I yearn for links between an author’s stories--the more the better! Beyond that, I would love to understand what drove Kingfisher to write a second version of the original fairytale premise; whether Hemlock & Silver was borne out of some sense on the author's part that "Boar & Apples" didn't satisfy her Snow White craving in one way or another; or if all this was just random chaos in the life of a writer. 

Additionally, in nearly every Kingfisher book I've ever read, she's included an afterword, telling readers what inspired the story that may or may not include connections with past, present, or future offerings. The author did include an afterword in Hemlock & Silver, but there she talked about the feline inspiration, along with some other things that had nothing to do with the first Snow White story she wrote. As a result, the avoidance of "Boar & Apples" came off like side-stepping to me. But, I concede now, that was probably just my own disappointment talking. 

In Kingfisher's defense, she wrote the short story "Boar & Apples" long in advance of Hemlock & Silver (I think anyway--I could be wrong about that, as this author tends to be writing several books simultaneously and some of them take many, many, long years to complete; case in point, Daggerbound, the second Swordheart novel, which I believe the author started just after she finished Swordheart, which was first published in 2018, and will only just be published August 2026). Kingfisher no doubt forgot a lot of what happened in "Boar & Apples", remembered badly, or clean forgot about that story altogether (I suspect that's closest to the case). 

Sigh. Given that I’m reading all Kingfisher's work back-to-back and reviewing them here on the Alien Romances blog, I suppose I'm perceiving things like this that readers who’ve been following her all along (as well as with the author herself) may miss or never see the same way I am—in large part because Kingfisher and her long-time readers haven’t read these older tales recently, so none of my anguish would ever occur to them. I wish it wasn't the case, but all this did affect my overall enjoyment of Hemlock & Silver, though I'm at the stage in my grief where I can admit I'm at fault for the majority of that and not necessarily the author. 

In any case, don't get hung up on these albeit minor dissatisfactions. The vast majority of T. Kingfisher's stories are extremely good. No reader should pass up her unpredictably unique style of making every story a brand-new adventure, unlike anything that's been experienced previously. For that reason, Hemlock & Silver--as well as its unconnected Snow White predecessor "Boar & Apples"--are not to be missed.

Karen Wiesner is an award-winning, multi-genre author of over 150 titles and 16 series.

Visit her website and blog here: https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/

and https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/karens-quill-blog

Visit her publisher here: https://www.writers-exchange.com/Karen-Wiesner/

Hemlock & Silver, by T. Kingfisher

This author never disappoints me, and I especially love her adaptations of fairy tales and classic literature. HEMLOCK & SILVER (sic) is based on “Snow White,” with elements of Alice’s trip through the looking glass. It involves a possibly evil queen, a poisoned princess, enchanted sleep (apparently, anyway), apples, creepy mirrors, portal fantasy, a doppelganger dimension, and a talking cat. The opening sentence is irresistible: “I had just taken poison when the king arrived to inform me that he had murdered his wife.” Narrator/protagonist Anja experiments on herself with carefully measured doses of poisons to study their attributes and discover antidotes. She also uses roosters as experimental subjects, since chicken breeders often have a surplus of them. And she keeps a snake, which she describes as more of a colleague than a pet, for the useful qualities of its venom. The king’s unheralded arrival in her solitary workshop throws her into confusion. After all, she isn’t nobility, only a prosperous merchant’s daughter. The monarch killed his queen when he caught her in the act of cutting out their daughter’s heart. Now his surviving daughter, twelve-year-old Snow, suffers from a mysterious chronic illness. Grief and depression? Some kind of food or drink sickening her? Or poison? Having heard of Anja’s expertise in the latter field, the king asks her to tackle the problem because she has no court entanglements.

A royal request, however affably presented, amounts to a command, so despite her trepidation Anja packs up, snake and rooster in tow, to travel to the palace. How will the king react if she fails to solve the case? Suppose Snow really is being poisoned and Anja becomes a target, if the culprit sees through her guise of being the princess’s new natural history tutor? Whom can she trust? It quickly becomes clear that Snow isn’t deliberately making herself sick, yet Anja believes she knows more than she’s admitting. The girl’s volatile adolescent moods complicate the investigation. Anja methodically sets up procedures for ruling out possible causes, employing the scientific method she excels at and enjoys. On the other hand, she finds attendance at court dinners an ordeal. Dealing with people has always been hard for her, especially since her typical conversation focuses on poisonous and venomous plants and animals along with other bizarre natural phenomena that fascinate her. According to the Healer who’d been her beloved mentor, most members of their profession regard cases as people with problems; Anja, although she’s sincerely driven to find cures, sees a case as a problem with a person inconveniently attached.

When she discovers the strange mirrors made of sand from the late queen’s native country, Anja is baffled. She doesn’t believe in magic. Therefore, she addresses the conundrum of the mirrors and the other world inside them with the same experimental rigor she applies to poisons. She gets help from one of the local bodyguards assigned to her as well as a one-eyed, talking cat who has no patience with answering tedious human questions. The solution to the mystery and the connection between the mirror realm and Snow’s illness will astonish most readers as thoroughly as it does Anja. Although still unwilling to believe in magic, she keeps an open mind. Between her lack of confidence outside the boundaries of her profession and her bodyguard’s taciturn manner, it takes her a while to begin to recognize their mutual attraction. Its gradual development from friendship to passion is charmingly awkward. The supercilious, enigmatic feline is also a constant delight. (According to the afterword, by the way, he’s based on the author’s own one-eyed cat.) As usual with Kingfisher’s first-person narrators, Anja is an entertaining character whose combined intelligence and vulnerability can’t fail to engage the reader’s sympathy. I'm especially taken with her because I suspect she's meant to be at least slightly neurodivergent.

Margaret L. Carter

Please explore love among the monsters at Carter's Crypt.

A Recipe For Disaster (Or Not)

Having spent the past three hours perusing multiple legal blogs, and finding nothing that is both current and relevant, I will default to writing off the top of my head.

However, Joy R. Butler's "Guide Through The Legal Jungle" blog is worth a look for topics such as options for how to react to negative online reviews, comments, and defamation; pitfalls of promotions, sweepstakes and online lotteries to promote a product; what to do when another company uses your tagline, and what happens when someone takes a photo of your private property for their own commercial use.

https://www.lexology.com/blogs/887

Those articles are all interesting and relevant, but they are from 2016 through 2018.

Since I've shared a few recipes recently, I'll share my understanding of copyright and recipes. Copyright protects the expression of an idea, but not the facts. It protects photographs and paintings, not that I have illustrated my recipes for healthy elderly bowel movements and the prevention of UTIs.

If you wish to compile a book or blog of  other people's recipes, it's nice to give credit, it is safe to create your own photos and illustrations, and if you include non-AI derived descriptions and you own quirky phrases, figures of speech and terminology, you ought to be fine.

By the way, if you correspond with someone, the copyright belongs to the writer, not the recipient. You cannot publish someone else's love letters  (for instance) without permission... unless enough time has elapsed that your publication is well after the life of the author plus seventy years.

All the best,

Rowena Cherry

SPACE SNARK™ 

https://www.spacesnark.com/  

https://www.rowenacherry.com

EPIC Award winner, Friend of ePublishing for Crazy Tuesday

{Put This One on Your TBR List} Review of Jackalope Wives and Other Stories by T. Kingfisher/Ursula Vernon by Karen S. Wiesner

 

{Put This One on Your TBR List} Review of Jackalope Wives and Other Stories by T. Kingfisher/Ursula Vernon

by Karen S. Wiesner 

  Beware: May contain unintended spoilers! 

T. Kingfisher (the pen name of Ursula Vernon) is a versatile author, illustrator, and artist. She has a page on her Red Wombat website labeled "Short Stories" that includes links to her short stories, poems, articles, and essays, some of which are included in a variety of different anthologies. In this collection, she's assembled a bunch of them, some that I've already reviewed, but will included my previous reviews here so you don't have to keep jumping around to find them. The author also did the lovely artwork on and inside this volume. 

Note that "The Tomato Thief" came after "Telling the Bees" within the anthology, but I placed them together here because they're part of a "series". 

"Godmother": According to the author, this offering was the catalyst for Nettle & Bone (which I've already reviewed on this blog). Here, a godmother defends her reason for helping one child over the other. There's something poetic about this flash-fiction that evokes lovely images cast in shadows and, honestly, equal amounts of confusion for me. 

"Jackalope Wives" and "The Tomato Thief": This duo features Grandma Harken, a clever old woman who is far more than who…and what… she seems. She lives in a house with its back to the desert, and she understands this harsh environment much better than most. Her biting humor and compelling way of looking at the world around her make both stories irresistible.

In "Jackalope Wives", Grandma Harken's daughter Eve has a very foolish son who's, unfortunately, much beloved by females. However, he's only attracted to a jackalope wife. This shy being has the capability of removing her skin to dance under moonbeams. The boy does something stupid to obtain one, and Grandma Harken has to set things right. This very unusual folktale has an interesting message: "You get over what you can't have faster than you get over what you could. And we shouldn't always get what we think we want." Strange things happen in the desert, indeed!

In "The Tomato Thief", Grandma Harken is determined to find out who's daring to steal her famous, homegrown tomatoes. The answer surprises her and forces her to act. If she doesn't, those living in the desert will be in grave danger. It's very hard not to fall in love with a story with lines like these two gems: "Sometimes the best cure for life was a ripe tomato" and "…there was no telling how low a body would sink once they'd started down the road of tomato theft."

I loved both of these stories. I'm left wanting more of Grandma Harken and her hilarious wisdom. 

"Wooden Feathers": When artists invest too much of themselves in their craft, what can go wrong? There was something a bit terrifying in this story's answer to that question. 

"Editing": This short essay is something all readers should read--and heed! 

"Bird Bones": Something weird is going on with the birds in this tale. The underlying message derived (possibly not the author's intention?) is a bit sinister! 

"That Time With Bob and the Unicorn": Um, what in the weirdness is this!? A sexist named Bob wants to capture a unicorn, but, not being a virgin, how does one go about such a thing? Yeah, what the heck is this? The whole story really is just crazy, crazy, and more crazy!

"Razorback": So a witch meets a boar with a taste for magic, and the outcome boils down to what insane things one person will do to avenge someone they love. This story is classic Kingfisher. 

"The Dryad's Shoe": In this Cinderella reimagined story, there's a fairy godbird (a tufted titmouse) that kind of works for a dryad (an oak nymph or spirit) that lives in Hannah's family garden. This poor titmouse tries so hard to get Hannah set up for a good life, especially after her father remarries a woman with two daughters about Hannah's age. Hannah loves nothing more than to work in the garden, to raise bees, and to grow things. She has no interest whatsoever in balls, gowns, dancing, or pompous Dukes. Growing her own oranges, though--now that would be something! This story is totally unexpected…which is something I now always expect from T. Kingfisher. The stepmother isn't particularly evil, and the stepsisters are just trying to make their way in life so there are no hard feelings between the sisters. Way to turn an old tale on its head. Very enjoyably so at that. 

"Let Pass the Horses Black": A sister attempts to rescue her brother from the Queen of Fairies. This is an offering I felt like I really didn't understand. We were thrust into what was supposed to be a suspenseful scene without any setup. I never really got caught up enough to follow it. I left with the impression the sister didn't really care for the brother and was only doing what she was told to in trying to get him back after he's kidnapped. Then the not-so-evil fairy queen jarred her out of the notion that she had to be her brother's champion. For this reader, much more development was needed to make a cohesive narrative that could come out to a satisfactory resolution. 

"This Vote is Legally Binding": This poem is in support of the solidarity of women. 

"Telling the Bees": First published in Cicada (Cricket Magazine), this story is about the known superstition that bees must be informed once the owner of a house is dead. I found this short tale to be gruesome and a bit shocking when considering that the audience was younger readers. I'm also feeling highly superstitious now and believe I need to go talk to the bees as soon as possible. 

"In Questionable Taste": A poem about why planting a seed shouldn't result in a (free) yield but miraculously it does. 

"Origin Story": In this disturbing tale, a fairy works in a charnel house, taking apart dead beasts and creating something new. Not surprisingly, the humans find her creepy. You'll need a strong stomach and solid backbone to get through this one. I would be surprised if you don't get a chill, as I did, at the end of the story. 

"Pocosin": What this title means is a raised peat ecosystem--a rare thing that's becoming endangered in our world. The fictional aspect focuses on a woman (who seems more than just an ordinary human) trying to help a "god" possum from falling into the wrong hands when it's injured. This main character in all ways seemed (to me) identical to Grandma Harken in the Jackalope and Tomato stories. I wish it had been her instead because I probably would have enjoyed it much more if told through that lens.

"It Was a Day": This funny little poem celebrates the uniqueness of success and segues nicely into the acknowledgements that you really shouldn't miss, as it tells the author's story of winning an Alfie Award (created by George R. R. Martin) for "Jackalope Wives". 

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Overall, I didn't like this collection as much as the previous one by Kingfisher (reviewed last week), although the stories featuring Grandma Harken are actually my favorites of both. Fans of this author will certainly find a mixed bag of intriguing randomness, perfect for those days when you just don't know what you want to read and you're willing to invite what you settle on to surprise you. Kingfisher, more than most people (writers in particular), certainly looks at the world very differently. I, for one, am always interested in her very compelling perspective. 

Karen Wiesner is an award-winning, multi-genre author of over 150 titles and 16 series.

Visit her website and blog here: https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/

and https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/karens-quill-blog

Visit her publisher here: https://www.writers-exchange.com/Karen-Wiesner/

Fantasy as a Safe Space

Here's a WRITER'S DIGEST article in defense of fantasy literature:

A Safe Space for Readers

The author of the essay disagrees with the widespread assumption that fantasy exists "separate from the real world, far removed from the day-to-day experiences that real people encounter." Rather, she maintains "quite a lot of fantasy stories are constructed around real world issues" and use their "core components to build a safe space for readers to confront and process problems that they have to cope with in their day-to-day lives."

Two examples she offers are the Hero's Journey (relatable to struggles in our own lives) and the treatment of marginalized people and groups. She also suggests that fantasy, particularly the "cozy" subgenre, can give us a "break" from our personal stresses. In general, "Escaping into a fantasy story gives the reader a safe space to process their thoughts, their feelings, and their hopes and dreams."

While I largely agree with her observations about the value of fantasy, I do have one reservation. We could infer that she thinks its value lies mainly in its practical application to readers' lives. The importance of fantasy fiction for its own sake isn't discussed: It invites us to identify with and project ourselves into the minds and emotions of people and creatures radically unlike ourselves. As C. S. Lewis puts it in AN EXPERIMENT IN CRITICISM, we see through a thousand eyes, yet without losing our own identity.

I'm reminded of Tolkien's classic essay "On Fairy-Stories," in which he names the vital functions of fairy tales, and therefore fantasy in general, as Recovery, Escape, and Consolation. He defines Recovery as "regaining of a clear view." The ultimate Consolation consists of the phenomenon he labels "eucatastrophe," the sudden turn, when all seems lost, from despair to joy. As for Escape, he famously says this about the charge of "escapism" often made against fiction not solidly grounded in mundane "real life":

"In what the misusers are fond of calling Real Life, Escape is evidently as a rule very practical, and may even be heroic. In real life it is difficult to blame it, unless it fails; in criticism it would seem to be the worse the better it succeeds. Evidently we are faced by a misuse of words, and also by a confusion of thought. Why should a man be scorned if, finding himself in prison, he tries to get out and go home? Or if, when he cannot do so, he thinks and talks about other topics than jailers and prison-walls? The world outside has not become less real because the prisoner cannot see it. In using escape in this way the critics have chosen the wrong word, and, what is more, they are confusing, not always by sincere error, the Escape of the Prisoner with the Flight of the Deserter."

Margaret L. Carter

Please explore love among the monsters at Carter's Crypt.

Bad Chat

One cannot necessarily trust "the internet". In a previous post, I mentioned a couple of legal cases where lawyers cited legal precedents in a court filing, and it turned out that those so-called precedents were either fictional or fake. The lawyers were in trouble with the judges.

It's tempting to believe the results one gets within seconds when typing into a search bar some question or other. For example, "Is my neighbor [in my home town] violating Zoning Ordinances by piling boulders on a utility easement?"

One will receive a prompt and detailed response, but there is a tiny font warning that AI may make mistakes. One cannot take the results to the bank, or to court.

Worse, according to Adam E. Witkov, anything that you shared with the AI platform might count as waiving your rights to attorney-client privilege on the matter of your neighbor's enormous boulders, if you subsequently consult an attorney.

Indeed, like journalists of old, one must have corroborating sources. And, at least one of them ought to be living.

Also, the difference between a live lawyer and ChatGPT (or Copilot, or Claude, or Gemini) is that the lawyer is bound by ethics rules and attorney-client privilege to keep your interests confidential. In most cases, a lawyer cannot be subpoenaed to reveal everything you said to him or her.

Adam E. Witkov of Michael Best & Friedrich has some important advice for the legally inquisitive.
https://www.michaelbest.com/insights/think-twice-before-asking-chatgpt-your-legal-questions-what-every-client-needs-t-102n7ca/

All the best,

Rowena Cherry 

SPACE SNARK™ 

http:s//www.spacesnark.com/ 

{Put This One on Your TBR List} Review Toad Words and Other Stories by T. Kingfisher/Ursula Vernon by Karen S. Wiesner

 

{Put This One on Your TBR List}

Review Toad Words and Other Stories by T. Kingfisher/Ursula Vernon

by Karen S. Wiesner 

  Beware: May contain unintended spoilers! 

T. Kingfisher (the pen name of Ursula Vernon) is a versatile author, illustrator, and artist. She has a page on her Red Wombat website labeled "Short Stories" that includes links to her short stories, poems, articles, and essays, some of which are included in a variety of different anthologies. In this collection, she's assembled a bunch of them, some that I've already reviewed. I'll include my previous reviews here just so you don't have to keep jumping around on the blog to find them. Note that the author also did the lovely artwork contained on and in this volume. Before she begins with the stories, she includes some fun potpourri. There are a few reviews offered for one of her other books that the author hilariously comments on herself. The introduction to the collection is must-read for the wit and wisdom included in it. Finally, there's a wonderful little poem about the magic and mayhem of fairy tales. 

In "Toad Words", there are two sisters. One begets gold and gems whenever she speaks. The other produces toads and frogs. A fairy godmother--who intends to retire and devote herself to long sea cruises--explains that it's a curse that may or may not have a gold-lining. The message of this unexpectedly fun story is: Use your gifts, even if they don't initially seem useful. 

"The Wolf and the Woodman" is one of the most unique retellings of Little Red Riding Hood I've ever encountered. Let's just say that this twist went so far around the bend, it turned into an upside-down roller-coast ride--something that I'd normally avoid like the plague, but I really loved it in this crazy little ditty. 

"Bluebeard's Wife" focuses on Pirate Bluebeard's notorious, bloodthirsty reputation with women and the fact that it doesn't faze Althea. She believes the best of her new husband and no one can speak a bad word about him in her presence. I won't ruin it completely, beyond saying, sometimes rumors have a basis in truth. I enjoyed the story written very vividly in Althea's point of view--with her rose-colored glasses on…until they're rudely knocked clean off her face. 

"Loathly" started out with a good premise of a curse that turns a woman into a bear but, for me, this story got repetitious and long (despite only being ten pages in length), seemingly stuck in a loop that came out in a surprising end that actually made a bit of sense when you consider human nature. 

"The Sea Witch Sets the Record Straight" isn't really a story. It's Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid defending her actions in stealing Ariel's voice. Apparently, Ariel is a dumb bunny, and Ursula is either a lot more altruistic than we ever knew or she's lying. The truth is probably somewhere in-between. Oh, the mind of Kingfisher! There's none other like it. 

"Never" is the behind-the-scenes companion to Peter Pan's story, only in this perspective, Peter is painted as a selfish villain who keeps everyone a starved prisoner until he can no longer prevent them from growing up. As I've never cared for the original novel, it wasn't like there were any favorite characters here that were besmirched for me. 

"Bait" seems to be a poem inspired by T. Kingfisher's The Raven and the Reindeer story, which I've reviewed on this blog in the past. 

"Night" left me confused. I couldn't figure out what it was or was intended to be. I must have missed something. 

"Boar & Apples" is a retelling of the Snow White fairytale and surprised me a great deal, as the author's novel Hemlock & Silver was just released in August 2025, and it's also a Snow White reimagining containing a character named Snow. I think "Boar & Apples" might be the prequel to that, though I don't know that for sure, as it's not really reported anywhere as such. That doesn't surprise me, since authors and publishers can't be relied on these days to provide connections between stories. If this is a prequel, cool! Here, the Wicked Queen is Snow's witchy mother, the mirror is possessed by a demon, and Snow's path leads her to boars instead of dwarves. Kingfisher really makes the story her own with a plucky heroine, a dashing huntsman who could be a hero, and a handful of winsome swine. I really, really have to get hold of Hemlock & Silver--and soon! 

"Odd Season" is another not-sure-what-to-make-of-this inclusion. 

~*~

Although there are a lot of random things that defy description packed into this collection, most of them are well-worth your time and money. My favorites were "Boar & Apples" and "The Wolf and the Woodsman". As I've said before of this author, nearly all the heroines in this collection of stories are, I believe, the author herself in various fictional settings. 

Karen Wiesner is an award-winning, multi-genre author of over 150 titles and 16 series.

Visit her website and blog here: https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/

and https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/karens-quill-blog

Visit her publisher here: https://www.writers-exchange.com/Karen-Wiesner/

Vampire Retro-Review: Under the Fang

UNDER THE FANG (1991), edited by bestselling horror writer Robert R. McCammon, was the first of several anthologies published under the auspices of the Horror Writers Association (when it was still called “Horror Writers of America”). It’s a shared world anthology, sort of. Unified by the premise of a world ruled by vampires, the book apparently didn’t have a “bible” to impose consistency among the stories. Each author creates his or her vision of what such a world would look like. The volume includes distinguished authors such as McCammon himself (who, in addition to his story, contributes an introductory overview in the form of a “testament” by a human survivor in hiding from the conquering undead), Nancy Collins, Charles de Lint, and Richard Laymon, among others. My favorite story teams up the creators of two of my favorite vampires of all time. Suzy McKee Charnas and Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, in “Advocates,” portray Yarbro’s Count Saint-Germain defending Dr. Weyland, central character in Charnas’s THE VAMPIRE TAPESTRY, against the charge of murdering other vampires. Weyland, guilty and disdaining to pretend otherwise, may be spared execution if Saint-Germain can make a case for mercy. I love the clash between two very different types of vampires.

Some other scenarios explored in these tales include a Gypsy who accepts the predators’ protection and finds the bargain a poor one (“We Are Dead Together,” by Charles de Lint); an experimental treatment to reduce vampires’ need for blood that has had the opposite result, and a man who arranges his wife’s transformation to save her from death by cancer, again with an outcome different from what he plans (“Calm Sea and Prosperous Voyage,” by Chet Williamson); the viewpoint of a collaborator who supplies blood for the vampires (“Juice,” by Lisa W. Cantrell); an annual festival at which a vampire storyteller and teacher passes on their history and lore to the young (“Red Eve,” by Al Sarrantonio); a human resistance group attacking a train that transports captive blood donors (“Does the Blood Line Run on Time?” by Sidney Williams and Robert Petitt); a resistance base in the Arctic, with a sympathetic portrayal of both the human protagonist and a vampire military officer who’s tired of the killing (“Midnight Sun,” by Brian Hodge). This anthology has unfortunately been allowed to go out of print, but cheap used copies are readily available.

Highly recommended for the wide variety of innovative approaches to its theme.

Margaret L. Carter

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Oldies But Goodies {Put This One on Your TBR List} Review of We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson by Karen S. Wiesner

 

Oldies But Goodies {Put This One on Your TBR List}

Review of We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

by Karen S. Wiesner 

  Beware: May contain unintended spoilers! 

I was looking for a new audiobook to listen to on my library apps, and it came down to whatever seemed mildly interesting that was immediately available. I've learned from my experience in the last year with checking out ebooks and audiobooks from the virtual library that it tends to be very difficult to actually get anything you really want to read or listen to on these apps because they either don't have what I'm looking for (especially subsequent books in a series) and/or it takes weeks or months of waiting to get hold of the literature most desired. We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson (author of The Haunting on Hill House, which I've read) was released in 1962 and happens to be her final work. The genre category I was informed this novel falls into is mystery, which I can kind of see, but I would more aptly describe it as a psychological thriller with a touch of Gothic flavor. 

In this story, a girl (who's 18, something I don't remember being said in the audiobook--unfortunately, it's very easy to miss a lot while listening to something as opposed to reading the book myself) nicknamed Merricat lives with her agoraphobic older sister Constance and uncle Julian on the Blackwood estate, which is isolated and closed away from the nearby village. She's gone into town to run errands, getting groceries and library books. That sounds pretty mild and non-threatening, but in the mind of this person I assumed was a 10-year-old child (or thereabouts), it's anything but. While in town, she feels the danger all around her based on the small-minded community's reactions to her. Most of it comes down to negative energy directed her way in attitudes and looks at her, but, at the café she stops in for coffee, she's actually bullied by a couple of the townsfolk. She does finally escape, but her home is just as strange and confusing as all that came before. Later on, a cousin named Charles arrives and penetrates their seclusion. Merricat realizes he's looking for the fortune rumored to be buried all around their "castle". Unable to drive him away with the magic she believes she possesses, she becomes desperate. 

In the sinister background of this story looms an incident that happened six years before and isn't told straight out but is instead doled out in bits and pieces. Constance and Merricat's parents, their aunt, and younger brother died of poisoning. Julian was also poisoned, though he survived. Constance was arrested for the murders and was later acquitted. The town has reacted to this by ostracizing the remaining family members. What really happened? 

I soon learned that this story was written in the "unreliable narrator" style. In other words, the point-of-view character's perspective is not to be trusted. Bernadette Dunne narrated the audiobook version of this and did a really good job of capturing the eeriness of the tale and the unnaturalness of Merricat herself. The creepiness sneaks up on you again and again, in large part because the town's bullying is so over-the-top, the reader is utterly helpless not to sympathize with this family just on principle. It's hard to blame people for their behavior if they've been driven to such extremes to protect themselves from cruel people. Because of the unreliable editor perspective, it was hard to know for sure, but I suspect it was a chicken-and-the-egg thing: The bullying led to the desperate acts that led to the bullying that led to… 

Both a stage play and a movie (with Crispin Glover) were made from this book. I'd actually be interested in how We Have Always Lived in the Castle was translated in such a visual medium. If you're looking for a story that's fairly short that will hover on your mind long after you've finished it, this will more than fit the bill. 

Karen Wiesner is an award-winning, multi-genre author of over 150 titles and 16 series.

Visit her website and blog here: https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/

and https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/karens-quill-blog

Visit her publisher here: https://www.writers-exchange.com/Karen-Wiesner/

Companions of the Night

As both an enthusiastic fan of YA fantasy and a lifelong vampire specialist, naturally I'm drawn to YA vampire fiction.

One of the best YA vampire novels I’ve ever read, COMPANIONS OF THE NIGHT (1995) by Vivian Vande Velde, came out when vampire romance was growing popular in the adult market but hadn’t yet infiltrated YA fiction in a big way. This novel has romantic elements but is definitely not a conventional romance.

Sixteen-year-old Kerry goes to a laundromat in the middle of the night to retrieve her little brother’s lost teddy bear and finds herself entangled in a fight between a group of apparently crazy fanatics and a teenage boy they claim is a vampire. Unsure whether Kerry may be a vampire, too, the hunters tie her up along with the boy, Ethan. She manages to escape her bonds and save Ethan. The hunters haven’t given up, though. Now convinced that Kerry is either a vampire or in the process of turning, they kidnap her father and brother. When they kill Regina, a friend of Ethan’s, he and Kerry join forces to track down the hunters. The reader isn’t surprised to discover Ethan actually is a vampire. He never reveals his true age, but he drops hints that it’s measured in centuries. Kerry's reaction maintains a plausible balance beween too-gullible belief in the supernatural and stubborn refusal to accept overwhelming evidence for it.

Kerry is quite rationally terrified of Ethan but compelled to trust him during their shared quest. He has his own agenda, with rescuing Kerry’s family only a side issue for him. She can never be sure how much he’s lying to and manipulating her. Her choices highlight the ethical problem of making an alliance with a creature she knows to be a killer. Vande Velde makes Ethan alluring but never lets us forget how dangerous he is. When Kerry confronts the remaining hunter, Professor Marsala, his arguments turn her perceptions of Ethan inside out. Vande Velde also makes us feel sorry for the Professor, who lost his son to what he thinks of as a vampire’s corruption but which was probably normal adolescent rebellion. Yet Marsala, like the vampires, has killed people. By the end of the story, Kerry has to make hard choices, and the bond between her and Ethan has become powerful and complicated.

COMPANIONS OF THE NIGHT is only one example of Vande Velde’s characteristically innovative treatment of familiar tropes, another of my favorites being DRAGON’S BAIT.

Margaret L. Carter

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Last Pleasures

One of my great grandmothers used to say that the last pleasure left to her was a good bowel movement.

This has absolutely nothing to do with the craft of writing, nor with copyright except that anything that I write is copyrighted and I reserve all rights regarding my expression of my great grandmother's view on gerontological delight... in the afternoon or at any other time.

Doctors and Advertising interludes will tout Sennakot or Dulcolax or Miralax or bulking agents, and traditionalists will tell you that tea is an aperient and coffee is a diuretic. 

What would a spacemen drink? Just guessing, here, but probably coffee because going into space and being weightless releases calcium from the bones, and some spacemen have formed relatively massive kidney stones... a few of which are on display at the Johnson Space Center in Houston.

Passing a stone is most decidedly not a senile pleasure.

I happened upon (that is, I created) a new recipe. By happy accident, I discovered some stewed rhubarb in my freezer. It being dark pink, I thought it was beetroot.

Rhubarb is good for your bones, your heart, your digestion, and it fights inflammation.

Cranberries ward off UTIs. They are good for your heart, your digestion (they may prevent ulcers), they also prevent oral bacteria (tooth decay, gum disease), also good for your immune system, and for boosting good cholesterol.... and more.  I use dried ones.

Cherries lower inflammation, and are good for relief of gout, arthritis, and they promote heart health, blood sugar management. I use dried ones.

Barley stabilizes blood sugar, contains fiber which aids digestion (and bowel movements), is good for your heart, your gut, your cholesterol, and barley water is said to help prevent or relieve UTIs by acting as a diuretic thus helping the body to flush out infection. (It's not a substitute for medical attention, but might be complimentary.)

Bush's Steakhouse beans. Baked beans promote heart health, gut heath, good bowel movements and also less good bowel noises, beans are full of vitamins and minerals, they lower LDL, might help with prostate health (if cooked in tomatoes), and they may be good for muscles.

Bob's Red Mill wheat bran: wheat bran works to prevent constipation, it reduces bloating, promotes heart health, manages blood sugar, and lowers bad cholesterol.

Those ingredients combine for a delicious, nutritious side dish. They can be cooked in either (or a combination of) chicken stock, Knuden's juice -- either Cranberry or one of their Cherry juices, or the water left over after boiling well-washed beetroot, or the liquor from cooking your rhubarb,

This concoction can be prepared all in one saucepan (non-stick), and reheated numerous times in a pyrex bowl in the oven. Start with the rhubarb and the barley and liquid of choice.

All the best,

Rowena Cherry

{Put This One on Your TBR List} Review of Snake-Eater by T. Kingfisher by Karen S. Wiesner

 

{Put This One on Your TBR List}

Review of Snake-Eater by T. Kingfisher

by Karen S. Wiesner 

  Beware: May contain unintended spoilers! 

So on T. Kingfisher's website, she has a page that includes links to her short stories and articles, some of which are included in a variety of different anthologies (her own and others) and, from this page, you can read these offerings free. Two stories that I absolutely adored--"Jackalope Wives" and "The Tomato Thief" (oddly, written under her real name Ursula Vernon)--can be read from there at no charge. What a bargain! 

In both of these stories, Grandma Harken is the protagonist--a clever old woman who is far more than who and what she seems. She lives in a house with its back to the desert (strange things happen in the desert!), and she understands this harsh environment better than most. Her biting humor and compelling way of looking at the world make these tales irresistible. In both stories, there's a little bit of "magic" because, in the desert, there are spirits, not quite deities, but definitely not human either. I wanted more of this world, more of Grandma Harken, after I finished reading these two shorts. You can find my reviews for them by putting "T. Kingfisher" or the story titles into the search engine here on the Alien Romances blog. 

In Snake-Eater, we have Grandma Billy, who is, for all intents and purposes, Grandma Harken, only going by another name. I don't think Kingfisher intended that, but anyone who's read all these stories would probably agree with me. Full disclosure, I found myself deeply disappointed that the author didn’t have Grandma Harken reprise her role in Snake-Eater instead of creating the new, shockingly similar Grandma Billy. All three of these stories felt very connected to me--I read them within a few weeks of each other. I flat-out refuse to believe they weren't set in the same world, though possibly in a nearby region of it and not the exact same one. I would have loved to visit Grandma Harken again. While Grandma Billy was enjoyable, new quirks to Grandma Harken's already quirky personality could easily have fit the bill. The opportunity for connection was there, but it seemed like it was deliberately missed. As a reader, I yearn for links between an author’s stories--the more the better! In the same way, these three stories felt like they could have been connected, like the author was reaching toward an obvious tie, then, at the last minute, she yanked the thread that could have brought it all together harmoniously. A part of me felt set up by the author for disappointment because of this. I was left wishing the world Kingfisher created here could become a wider thing with many more stories to come. As I said, Snake-Eater basically has the same setting as the two Grandma Harken stories, here called Quartz Creek, with the addition of a few other characters, including a Catholic priest who (for once in modern fiction) turns out to be a pretty good guy. 

The author injected someone named Selena into Snake-Eater with a black lab dog named Copper. In my opinion, these characters are a regurgitation of Mouse and her coon dog Bongo from Kingfisher's 2019 horror The Twisted Ones. As I said in my review of that novel, Kingfisher is always Kingfisher, and I think all her main characters are essentially her. Whatever is the case, she defaults to a character type that she has reused over and over in her fiction almost from the beginning--whether those heroines are young, old, or somewhere in-between. The names and details have been swapped out, but, almost all across the board, T. Kingfisher is always the heroine in her own tales. That's not necessarily a bad thing. If you like her, you'll probably always like her. If you don't, well, then I guess that's the one drawback. Not every author can be skilled in every area, but T. Kingfisher/Ursula Vernon is a fantastic writer, despite that her characters tend to be static cookie-cutter types, and she only rarely disappoints me. 

In Snake-Eater, Selena's lost her mother, whom she wasn't all that close to anyway, and ran away from a relationship that was destroying her. With little more than twenty bucks in her pocket, she flees to the desert town Quartz Creek, where her Aunt Amelia lives and is always inviting her to visit. Only Amelia is gone. Her home, Jackrabbit Hole House, is still there with no one to claim it because those daring enough to inhabit the very small, struggling but close-knit town knew how to contact a next of kin. Long story short, Selena is welcomed to move in and make the house her own by the mayor/postmistress/fire chief/many other hats of the town. 

On her way to the place, Selena meets Grandma Billy, her eccentric, to say the least, neighbor. Strange things happen in the desert, and, even as Selena finds herself settling into a place that feels like home and people that feel like family, odd things begin to happen--like the appearance of fetches--supernatural apparitions which are bad omens. This all culminates in a few roadrunners (something that looks like a dinosaur instead of the cartoon character readers are familiar with) stalking Selene for a reason she can't understand. 

Grandma Billy and Father Aguirre have some theories that her aunt created the fetches herself. According to Grandma Billy, Amelia was prone to taking in drifters. One such stray she'd befriended (and might have be-lover-ed) was Snake-Eater, a not-human, not-deity thing Amelia had become close with. This one, Grandma Billy had never taken a shine to. If he's showing up again suddenly, it can't be good. So what does he want? And, if Selena and her new friends can make him go away, should she and Copper make Quartz Creek and Jackrabbit Hole House their home permanently? 

Snake-Eater was written in very typical Kingfisher style, and I enjoyed every minute of it, despite that it was a bit slow-moving and frequently felt like there was little or nothing actually happening (luckily, I like character studies just as much as I do action and adventure in a story). Again, as I did with the Grandma Harken stories, I want more of this world. I hope in the future that Kingfisher will own up to what could be construed as a rehash of her past characters and settings and make this a full-on series instead of random, repurposed bits that somehow cropped up in this standalone novel.

Karen Wiesner is an award-winning, multi-genre author of over 150 titles and 16 series.

Visit her website and blog here: https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/

and https://karenwiesner.weebly.com/karens-quill-blog

Visit her publisher here: https://www.writers-exchange.com/Karen-Wiesner/

Traveling Abroad

In connection with their philosophy of IDIC -- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations -- the Vulcans in the Star Trek universe sometimes proclaim, "I rejoice in our differences." Lovers of exploring strange new worlds and meeting intelligent ETs in fiction, however, don't have to leave Earth to discover real-life alien cultures, if only slightly, subtly alien. Spending last week in Germany to visit our daughter and her partner (who moved there last August), I encountered several unexpected differences from my familiar world in a country with a language and ethnicity closely related to my own. (An extraterrestrial linguist would probably consider English and German dialects of the same language. The parents of one of my grandfathers immigrated to the U.S. from Germany around 1880.)

Some highlights of our trip to Freiburg im Breisgau: The Mundenhof, sort of a zoo but more of a nature preserve. It started as a refuge for animals rescued from abusive or neglectful situations and still fills that role to some extent. The animals roam in large, open outdoor areas. The facility is divided into sections corresponding to the various continents. We managed to see most of them but not all, too exhausted to walk the full circuit. One cool feature was a peacock who wandered freely around the grounds and perched on top of a fence as if deliberately posing for a photo. Our daughter showed us around the Alstadt, the old city center, including a 900-year-old cathedral. Another day we went to the town where the historical Faust died. On Saturday, we took a train excursion to a touristy village in the mountainous Black Forest region. Lots of shops selling cuckoo clocks. After lunch at the lakeside, we took a short cruise on the lake in a small tour boat. Returning to the Alstadt late that afternoon, we found we couldn't get into the restaurant where we'd hoped to have dinner, this being the weekend with a (very loud) music festival going on. Fortunately, we did get to eat at a nice small-plates place. On our last full day, Sunday, my husband and I attended an English-speaking Anglican church, with a small and very welcoming congregation. They had a potluck lunch after the service.

Differences that struck me: As predicted, almost everybody we met spoke some English, many of them fluently. (What do you call a person who speaks only one language? An American.) On the frequent occasions when we got lost, there was usually a nearby kind stranger able to help. Ubiquitous public transportation: Buses, trams on tracks, and of course trains for intercity travel. Our daughter's German housemate said she wouldn't own a car at all if not needed for getting to work. Unlike what I'd read online, though, we couldn't pay cash to board the bus. One has to deal with ticket machines and credit cards everywhere. You're on your own. The bus drivers basically ignored us except once when telling me to sit down rather than block the aisle. Oddly, most often nobody even asks for a ticket on the bus or tram. (On the train, they always do.) Either they trust the public or screening every passenger for payment is more trouble than it's worth. And there's Uber in Europe! Tipping: Suggested percentage amounts are much lower than in the U.S., even in restaurants; apparently German servers get paid a living wage. Environmental awareness: We were told the government actively discourages people from driving personal cars unless absolutely necessary. (That policy didn't prevent rush hour traffic from being as congested as ours, though.) High gas prices and related taxes are considered a feature, not a bug. Glass and plastic bottles have deposits and can be returned for cash, a system that hasn't existed for a long time in the places where we've lived. Dual-flush commodes, unlike in the U.S., seem to be universal. And speaking of plumbing, most restrooms were not only high-tech but super clean. Climate: Because of the high latitude, darkness didn't arrive until after 9:30 at night, which I expected. But I didn't realize the high latitude combined with altitude -- in the mountainous Black Forest region -- meant Freiburg wouldn't necessarily have the summer heat typical of June at home. For the first few days, mornings were actually chilly. Luckily, we brought jackets. On the plus side, there was barely any humidity compared to the east coast of the U.S. Food and drink: I don't remember being offered a salad dressing choice at any restaurant. All salads had a standard yogurt dressing. Choice of "still" or sparkling water was always offered, with sparkling as the default, and it didn't come with ice unless specially requested.

I can hardly remember how my husband and I got around on our own in England back in 2002, aside from the advantage of speaking the local language, with limited electronic magic compared to nowadays. On this trip, if it hadn't been for internet access and our cell phone roaming plan (so we could call our daughter for instructions whenever we got lost again), we would have been so far up the creek we would have lost our paddles in the rapids.

(Note: A few more examples have been added in my comment below.)

Margaret L. Carter

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You Didn't Write That

There's a new threat for authors, namely, the risk of being falsely accused of using AI to write your book.

The consequences could be disqualification from a contest, loss of a publishing contract, perhaps being deplatformed from Amazon or one of its competitors, loss of the trust of readers and reviewers, and--no doubt--more.

Moreover, the better the author, the more likely he or she is to be falsely flagged!

For school children and university students, there is the risk of accusation, punishment, bad grades and shaming if teachers happen to use a bad AI detector that is unreliable. Parents should be aware that false positives happen, and not all AI detection products are equal (or trustworthy).

There's probably no appeal or argument for a college or university applicant whose essay is run through a bad tool.

The Authors Guild ran a test of five of the "top" AI detection tools using ten vintage Authors Guild articles, all of which were written in 2020, before AI technology existed. Three products performed well. One was utterly unreliable.

As they write in Can AI Detectors Be Trusted?:

"AI detection tools are AI models trained to recognize statistical patterns associated with large language model [LLM] output, such as sentence rhythm, vocabulary distribution, and predictability of word choice. But polished, edited prose written by experienced human writers shares many of those same characteristics, because LLMs were trained on polished, edited prose written by experienced human writers. The more refined and controlled a writer's style, the more it may resemble the output these tools are designed to flag."

https://authorsguild.org/news/can-ai-detectors-be-trusted/

The Authors Guild article features a fascinating grid showing how each of the five tools performed on each of the ten articles.

Authors Guild will provide legal help members who have been falsely accused. This might be another of many very good reasons to consider joining.

All the best,

Rowena Cherry 
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