Sunday, February 09, 2025

Rolling In The Weeds

Austrian archduchess and French queen consort Marie Antoinette was said by the French revolutionary "Sans-Culottes" to have suggested that the French peasants who could not afford their daily bread ought to eat cake.

Were the sans-culottes without their lower body garments on the "liar liar pants on fire" principle? That is not what history says, of course, nor what Wikipedia says, but to my knowledge, Wikipedia may be convenient but it is by no means accurate.

Would it be appalling for a modern day Marie Antoinette to advocate for the eating of kale instead of cake?

Caldwell B.Esselstyn advocated strongly for eating kale as part of a heart-health-restoration regimen, but even he and his wife tended not to eat the stalks, and you can eat them, you just need to cut them finely, cook them well, and disguise them in some other well-cooked dish, such as curry.

Here's a conspiracy theory for you: the Puritans killed the so-called witches of Salem because the ladies knew too much about free, wild herbs.

By the way, "Conspiracy Theory", IMHO, is a much over-used term. Sometimes, what they call a "theory" is indeed a conspiracy and not theoretical at all.

And so, to the "weeds".  My paternal grandmother used to say, "Waste not, want not".  She meant, if you don't waste food and other resources, you will not go hungry. My maternal grandfather used to save the electricity needed to boil an electric kettle by only adding to the kettle exactly the amount of water needed for his one mug of tea (or coffee).

Sorry about the tautology, but some folks think of a saucepan when I say "kettle".

One can economise on electricity, if one so wishes, by making sure to cook several dishes at the same time in the oven, when it is on. The same principle applies to what one puts in a saucepan of boiling water. For instance, you can layer veggies in a single saucepan, with the carrots and brussels sprouts and mukimame beans at the bottom; then mangetout beans, sugar snap peas and cauliflower chunks; and broccoli florets and asparagus on the top above water level in the steam. 

As I write, I am boiling a sweet potato in with my beetroots. The sweet potato brings up the water level, so I use les water, it takes on pretty stains from the beets, so has a tequila sunrise appearance when cut in half for rewarming in the oven, and it adds extra nutrients to the beet-water stock which I will set aside, cool, and later use to boil red beans or pinto beans. (Often, I will add barley or rice in with the beans.)

For further economy on electricity, cook beets and beans and rice etc early in the morning, on cheap rate electricity. If you have a solid hot plate, it holds the heat at no additional cost, so you can bring your pot to the boil and turn it off, go away for half and hour or an hour, and bring it back to the boil again. You'd be amazed what free residual heat will do.

What do you throw away? Are you composting food that you could be eating?

Do you know that you can eat the green parts of leeks and of green onions (no different from chives, but a little coarser), beetroot leaves, carrot leaves, broccoli stalks, cauliflower stalks, dandelions (from root to flower)?

When I buy carrots, and they come with leaves, I wash them, cut off the tops, store the carrots  upright in a mug in the fridge, maybe with a little water. Then, I take my favorite kitchen scissors (I have a fav pair, and two not-so-beloved pairs that I keep because they are multi-functional with parts for opening lids and snapping off bottle tops), and I snip the carrot leaflets off the stalks. I do discard the stalks...there's just too much roughage there.

I store the leaves in a sealed pot. If I have too many, I freeze some of them.

Here's a recipe for oyster stuffing made from stale bread and carrot leaves, aka weeds. 

INGREDIENTS

Tinned oysters in liquor (3 or 3 cans).  If oysters are a problem, baby clams work just as well. Or suriname. Or finely diced, cooked chicken.
 
Carrot leaves or torn kale or wilted lettuce, or arugula, or green tops of green onions.

Wheat bran (or the finely sliced stalks from kale).
 
One serving stale bread or stale bap, crumbled between fingers or palms.
 
Shake of garlic/herb powder. 
 
Extra-virgin olive oil.  
 
Portabella mushroom (or whatever mushrooms are available and starting to go mottled in your fridge),  
 
Shake of black pepper (piperine is good for you).
 
Unless allergic, you always want to mix mushrooms with oysters because one has heart-healthy potasium and the other has zinc (for reproductive-system health), and those minerals work best together.
 
Carrot leaves contain folate, Vitamin K, and more, and they  help metablism and immunity and they meet the need to eat some leaves every day.
 
WHAT TO DO WITH THEM 
 
Drain the oyster liquor into a deep, narrow saucepan, and bring to boil.
 
Put a little hot water into the bottom of each emptied oyster tin, swish around, pour it into the next tin, etc to be sure you waste no undiluted drop of oyster residue and flakes left in the tin. Add that to the boil.
 
If you have finely diced cauliflower stalk or broccoli stalk, and grated cauliflower, you can add that.If you have brussels sprout leaves that have dropped off brussels sprouts in previous cooking, or fragments of carrot, that can go in (also unsalted vegetable cooking water from a previous day).
 
By the way, you should never need to buy vegetable broth. If you reuse the water that you cook your veggies in, you have your own veggie stock or broth for free.
 
While the broth comes to the boil, examine every oyster to be sure there are no shell fragments. Every tin that I've ever opened has at least one shell fragment.
 
Crumble the stale bread into the boiling liquor, stir, and turn off the heat.
Add oysters, roughly diced mushroom, herbs, carrot leaves, shake of pepper, garlic if you like it (but never garlic salt).
 
Stir.
 
Put a little olive oil in the bottom of a glass casserole.  Pile in the stuffing mixture. Put in 350 - 400 degree oven for half an hour.
 
Enjoy.
 
SUGGESTIONS FOR ON-THE-SIDE: 
 
Chopped beetroots recooked in olive oil and Jalapeno or Red Pepper jam by Braswells; 
 
Beans -- red or pinto beans cooked from scratch in beetroot cooking water (possibly supplemented with taco powder to thicken, left over tomatoes and/or left over fragments of vegetable peppers.) 
 
Baby spinach boiled with arugula, torn kale, green tops of leek or of green onions, chopped garlic.... strained (reserve the cooking water), put into a casserole or ovenproof dish, and topped with a little real butter, and all put in the oven with the oyster stuffing.
 
Guac. 
 
Sweet corn.If you like eye- and brain- healthy sweet corn, buy it on the cob, and leave a shucked cob out overnight to shrink just a little, then prise niblets off, row by row so that the individual niblets or kernels retain the kernels' tip caps (the brown inner tip) which are the most bowel-beneficial part of the corn (provided you don't have celiac disease). The cob you discard should look like a toothless jawbone. Processed corn is just the fleshy bits sliced off, with the recessed good bits left behind and discarded.
 
All the best, 
Rowena Cherr

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