tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26974492.post116454920649675441..comments2024-03-28T18:54:13.800-04:00Comments on alien romances: Empires, DreamsRowena Cherryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11839386556697211986noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26974492.post-1165122428896837452006-12-03T00:07:00.000-05:002006-12-03T00:07:00.000-05:00Re: the alien joke - ROFLMAO!! I'm gonna have to s...Re: the alien joke - ROFLMAO!! I'm gonna have to steal that one and post it to the TOOT list...or somewhere!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for that great chuckle, Rowena!<BR/><BR/>Carla : )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26974492.post-1164899278178881732006-11-30T10:07:00.000-05:002006-11-30T10:07:00.000-05:00Joke...Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert nea...Joke...<BR/><BR/>Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was<BR/>closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the <BR/>younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come<BR/>in peace. <BR/>Take us to your leader."<BR/>The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. <BR/>The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older<BR/>alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you" The younger alien<BR/>ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. <BR/>Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be<BR/>the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and<BR/>said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not<BR/>ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire! <BR/>The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I<BR/>don't think you should make him mad." <BR/><BR/>"Rubbish, " replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at<BR/>the pump and opened fire. <BR/>There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and<BR/>blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt,<BR/>crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.<BR/>About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he<BR/>refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked <BR/>dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking<BR/>his big green head.<BR/>"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien." He damn<BR/>near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?" <BR/>The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy<BR/>friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my<BR/>intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around<BR/>himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess<BR/>with Him!"Rowena Cherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11839386556697211986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26974492.post-1164550602975655752006-11-26T09:16:00.000-05:002006-11-26T09:16:00.000-05:00Oh, I love watching 'the Making of' documentaries!...Oh, I love watching 'the Making of' documentaries! It's staggering how much goes into a movie. Hands down, my favorite is the one for 'Lord of the Rings.' It really comes out in the documentary how passionate the entire cast and crew was about making those movies. They really knew they were making something monumental. I didn't see any of the usual shallow self-centeredness typically attributed to celebrities. These were good, hard-working people who turned out three awesome movies back-to-back-to back. The most genius part of it was the screenplay. For anyone who's read the original novels, it really is mind-blowing to think of how the three writers managed to produce a screenplay out of the incredible depth and breadth of those three novels. Their Oscar was well-earned.Kimber Lihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.com